Will & Grace

Grace, go to bed. You’ve obviously had a very busy day of crazy.
- Will Truman
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If I knew why straight guy did anything, do you think I'd be hanging out with you two homos?
- Grace Adler
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Oh, my God. I've turned another one
- Grace Adler
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Get over it Grace. You already have one gay husband. Leave me be.
- Jack McFarland
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Heterosexual marriage is just wrong. I mean, if God had intended man and woman to be together he would have given them both penises.
- Jack McFarland
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What are you trying to say, that you wanna have a baby with me?
No. I don’t know. Maybe. I mean…. I guess, I guess I just want the option. I mean….. I mean what happens if I, if I never meet anybody? Shouldn’t I at least have first dibs? Isn’t that one of my privileges of the ‘straight girl, gay guy’ relationship? Shouldn’t you be my fallback sperm?
- Will Truman & Grace Adler
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What’s that matter? Why are you pouting?
I’m not pouting.
Hey, I watch ‘Ally McBeal’. I know what pouting looks like. You’re pouting.
- Grace Adler & Will Truman
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Boy trouble? Now you’re talking Jackanese! Come on. We’ll have a steak. You’ll pour your heart out. And to top it off, we’ll rent a movie. You’re into gay porn right?
Who isn’t?
- Jack McFarland & Grace Adler
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Uh, Nathan. I'm Grace's boyfriend.
Hmm, that's weird. I'm not gettin' a gay vibe from you.
- Nathan & Jack McFarland
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