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You know what, I was wrong. You are an idiot.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I don’t take orders. I do things my way.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You cannot appease me. Do not try.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Can we just revel in your fabulous lack of priorities?
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Okay, can we have the heart- felt talk with a little less talk from you?
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

The who whatting how with huh?
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Uhh! Spike lips! Lips of Spike!
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Boys bad. Want beer.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Are you gonna go all Dawson on me everytime I have a boyfriend?
-Buffy Summers
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Not original, I'll grant you, but it's true. You know? Why waste time being all shy and worrying about some guy, and if he's gonna laugh at you. Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Hmm, that much quality time with my mom would probably lead to some quality matricide.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Yes, I lied, I'm a bad person, let's move on.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

When he wakes up tell him... I don't know. Think of something cool, tell him I said it.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Cool! I can't wait for the boys to go non- verbal when they see you!
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You know why? I *am* immature. I'm a teen. I have yet to mature.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Good. 'Cause I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend!
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Welcome to the mystery that is men. I think it goes something like, they grow body hair, they lose all ability to tell you what they really want
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Is there the slightest chance that if I asked you what was wrong, you would tell me? Of course not, it would take the fun out of guessing.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Willow, I thought I might take in a class. Figured I could use someone who knows where they are.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Buffy and cars are unmixy things.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Gorgeous, in an annoying way.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

He killed a person and killed himself, those are pretty much two of the dumbest things you can do."
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Hey Giles, here's a nifty idea; why don't I alleviate my guilt by going out and getting myself really, really killed.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I can't help thinking, isn't that where the fire comes from? Can a nice safe relationship really be that intense? I know it's nuts, but part of me believes that real love and passion come hand in hand with pain and fighting.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

How's forever? Does forever work for you?
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

See, a little bit of sugar and I’m all yours.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I swear to you. I’m your girl and I’m gonna stay that way.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I feel the need for more sugar than the human body can possibly handle.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Add it up it all spells ‘duh’.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

God! I am so mentally challenged
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Love makes you do the wacky
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

When I look into the future all I see is you, all I want is you.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You’re mouth is open, sound is coming out, this is never good.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I'll just jump off that bridge when I come to it.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I thought it was gonna be like in the movies - you know, inspirational music, a montage, me sharpening my pencils, me reading, writing, falling asleep on a big pile of books with my glasses all crooked, cause, in my montage I have glasses.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Thank-you, logic boy. Did I mention this is a rant? Sense really has no place in it.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Every single person down there is ignoring your pain because they're too busy with their own.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

A Hundred years, just hanging around, feeling guilty. Really honed my brooding skills.
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I'm not evil again, why does everyone think that? I haven't been evil for a long time!
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Sometimes the truth is worse. You live long enough, you find that out.
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

My people - - before I was changed - - they exchanged this as a sign of devotion. It's a claddagh ring. The hands represent friendship, the crown represents loyalty... and the heart... Well, you know... Wear it with the heart pointing towards you. It means you belong to somebody. Like this.
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

It's like talking to a wall. Only you get more from a wall.
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You and me, Faith, we're a lot alike. Time was, I thought humans existed just to hurt each other. But then I came here. And I found out that there are other types of people. People who genuinely wanted to do right. And they make mistakes. And they fall down. You know, but they keep caring. Keep trying. If you can trust us, Faith, this can all change. You don't have to disappear into the darkness.
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I... I feel like I haven't seen you in months.
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

No matter what, I'll always be with you.
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You walked down the steps and I loved you, because I could see your heart. You held it before you for everyone to see, and I worried that it would be bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life,
I wanted to keep it safe, to warm it with my own.
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You know what I just can't believe, all of our time together and we never tried chains.
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Everything gets corrupted, I just find some forms of corruption more pleasant.
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

She hasn’t been sleeping, tossing and turning…………. She told me!
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop.
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

And you’ve got, you know; a million reasons to live……. I bet!
- Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Passion; it lies in all of us, sleeping, waiting. And though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws, and howl……. Passion is the source of our finest moments; the joy of love, the clarity of hatred and the ecstasy of grief……. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion maybe we’d know some kind of peace. But then we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion we’d be truly dead.
- Angelus
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You'll find that with the exception of an honest day's work, there's no challenge I'm not prepared to face.
- Liam
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I would but I'm paralyzed with not caring.
- Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Wasn't lurking - I was standing about. It's a whole different vibe.
- Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You won! All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do! That's what Caesar did, he's not going around saying "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it"! The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, you massacred them, end of story!
- Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Well! This is just... neat!
- Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed
- Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You’re not friends, you’ll never be friends. You’ll be in love til it kills you both. You’ll fight, and you’ll shag, and you’ll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you’ll never be friends. Real love isn’t brains children. It’s blood. It’s blood screaming inside you to work it’s will. I may be love’s bitch but at least I’m man enough to admit it.
- Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Is everyone here very stoned?
- Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Oh, don’t tell me that wasn’t fun. Oh, God! It’s been so long since I had a decent spot of violence. Really puts things in perspective.
- Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Oh somebody put a stake in me!
- Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Love hurts baby
- Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Pacey, you blind idiot, can't you see she doesn't love you?
- Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

That sentence ended up in a different place to it started in
- Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I've Googled 'til I just can't Google no more.
-Willow Rosenberg
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I too know the love of a taciturn man and you have to look at their actions.
- Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty, or at all. I- I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away.
- Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?
- Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

He makes my head go tingly. You know what I mean?
- Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Haven't we Deja- ed this Vu before?
- Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I swear, men can be such jerks sometimes. Dead or alive.
- Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

No, let them go, Oz. Talking about it isn't helping. We might as well try some violence…I was being sarcastic!
- Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Well, he saved me from a horrible flamey death. That sort of makes me like him again.
- Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I knew it, I knew it! Well, not in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn’t know.
- Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I have my pride, I don't have a lot of my pride, but I have enough to not do that.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Uh... Will, this is verging on naughty touching here. Don't wanna fall back on bad habits. Hands! Hands in new places!
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Well, you're certainly a font of nothing!
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Can I have you? Duh... Can I help you?
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Okay, so far, so creepy.
-Xander Harris
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Check back tomorrow for my withering comeback.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

We're right behind you, only... further back
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I need a volunteer to hit Wesley.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

And on the day the words flimsy excuse were redefined, we stood in awe and watched.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I will not waste the perfect comeback now, but don't doubt its existence. It's day will come
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Well, every school has 'em. So, you start a new school, you get your desks, some blackboards and some mean kids.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I'm alive- I can tell cause of the pain.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

But you're gonna be missin' out. I'm plannin' to be witty. I'm gonna make fun of all the people who won't talk to me.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

To read makes our speaking English good
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Did I mention that I *hate* this school?
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

What, so there's homework now? When did that happen?
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I just, present company excluded, I have the worst taste in women of anyone in the world, ever.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

So, Cor, you printing up business cards with your pager number and hours of operation, or just going with a halter top tonight?
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

No, it's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen- year- old girl to unplug her phone.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Apparently Buffy has decided the problem with the English language is all those pesky words
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I don't wanna hurt ya. Some of the time.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

How is Angel? Pretend I care.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Having issues much?
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I don't handle rejection well. Funny! Considering all the practice I've had, huh?
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Very suave, very not pathetic.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You gave it a girl's name! How very serial killer of you.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

No. Just letting off steam. Two guys wrestlin'. But not in a gay way.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Something weird is going on. Isn't that our school motto?
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Those who can, do. Those who can't, laugh at those who, can do.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Can I be blind too?
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

She's cool, she's hot, she's tepid, she's all- temperature Buffy!
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Hey, you're not the Watcher of me.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Yeah, I mean who hasn’t idly thought of taking out the place with a semi- automatic...I said idly.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Why am I surprised by how comforting you're not?
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I laugh in the face of danger – then I hide until it goes away.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Beautiful girl with no other thought but to please you, willing to do anything... …Too many girls. I miss Oz. He'd get it. He wouldn't say anything, but . . . he'd get it.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

He's the one that comes along once in a lifetime. He's never held back with you. He's risked everything. And you're about to let him fly because you don't like ultimatums? If he's not the guy, if what he needs from you just isn't there, let him go. Break his heart, and make it a clean break. But if you really think you can love this guy ... I'm talking scary, messy, no- emotions- barred need ... if you're ready for that ... then think about what you're about to lose.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I've gotta say something... 'Cause ... I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in love with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things you do ... the way you think ... the way you move ... I get excited every time I'm about to see you. You make me feel like I've never felt before in my life. Like a man. I just thought you might wanna know.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You have no idea how much thrashing you is going to improve my day.
- Rupert Giles
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Buffy, the subtext is rapidly becoming... text.
- Rupert Giles
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

To forgive is an act of compassion, Buffy. It's, it's not done because people deserve it. It's done because they need it.
- Rupert Giles
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I'm gonna be in therapy till I'm thirty.
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Excuse me, I have to call everyone I have ever met right now.
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I don't think anyone should have to do anything educational in school if they don't want to.
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

There was no part of that that wasn't fun.
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Again I strike the nerve. I am a surgeon of mean
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Okay. Overidentify much?
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I think it's great to do that before you go out and fail in the real world. That way you're not falling back on something. You're falling... well, forward.
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I came over here to tell Buffy to stop this craziness and found you all unconscious... again. How many times have you been knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I do what I want to do, and I wear what I want to wear. And you know what? I’ll date whoever the hell I want to date…… no matter how lame he is.
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Is it possible to have too much character?
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Excuse me. Who gave you permission to exist?
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Tact is just not saying true stuff; I’ll pass.
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Boy, of all the humiliations of yours I've witnessed, that was the latest.
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Of course. Can't let Dawn hear anything. Fine. I'm just gonna go to bed. That way I won't accidentally get exposed to, like, words.
- Dawn Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.
-Dawn Summers
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer

They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than Slaying. I told Mom one time I wished they'd teach me some of the things they do together. And then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs.
- Dawn Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I mean, does anyone ever ask me what I want to do with my life? Or what my opinion is on stuff? Or what restaurant to order from? No- underline, exclamation point………. Exclamation point, exclamation point.
- Dawn Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Riley, my sister's boyfriend, is so into her. They're always kissing ... and groping. I bet they have sex!
- Dawn Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Hey, I’m well aware of how lucky I am. Like lottery lucky. She’s like nobody else in the world. When I’m with her, it’s like I’m split in two. Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I’m not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful just perfectly content, just knows this is the one……. But she doesn’t love me.
- Riley Finn
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

In case you hadn't noticed, I left rational about three exits back.
- Riley Finn
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

People say they're recycling. They're not recycling.
- Riley Finn
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Who is that girl?
- Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.
- Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

There's something about you that's causing me to hug you. It's like I have no will of my own.
- Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Ice is cool. It's water, only not
- Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

But we know the world didn't end, 'cause...check it out.
- Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

This is what I do know: I miss you. Like, every second. Almost like I lost an arm, or worse, a torso. So, I think I'd be willing to... give it a shot.
- Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You ever have that dream where you're in a play, and it's the middle of the play and you really don't know your lines, and you kinda don't know the plot?
- Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

It's just like fun, only boring.
- Faith
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Thank God we're hot chicks with super powers.
-Faith
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Scar tissue. It fades. It all fades.
- Faith
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Excuse me, Mary Poppins, but you don't seem to be listening.
- Faith
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I go on- line sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad - it's depressing.
- Faith
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now. Not have sex.
- Anya Emerson
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I was being patient, but it took too long.
-Anya Emerson
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I found one of those 24-hour places for coffee. Remember that bookstore? Well, they became one of those books and coffee places, and now they're just coffee. It's like evolution, only without the getting better part.
-Anya Emerson
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer

What the hell is that? And why is its hair that color?
- Glory
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You're right. He's evil. But you should see him naked. I mean, really!
- BuffyBot
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

It's Spike! And he's wearing ‘the coat’!
- BuffyBot
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Faith, a word of advice; you're an idiot.
- Gwendolyn Post
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You’re strange and off- putting; go now!
- Dracula
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Oh, how I hate this, let me count the ways.
- Amy
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Crying is blackmail. Good girlfriends don't cry.
- April
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

No. We're not all a bunch of drunken louts. Some of us are sober louts.
- Tom
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

There’s moments in your life that make you, that set the course for who you’re gonna be. Sometimes they’re little, subtle moments. Sometimes they’re not…. Bottom line is; even if you see ‘em coming, you’re not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their lives to change, not really. But it does. So what are we? Helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come, you can’t help that. It’s what you do afterwards that counts. That’s when you find out who you are.
- Whistler
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Tip top. Really. If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it.
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Jack doesn’t have any friends, just people he doesn’t know.
- Angel

It’s not what you think
Do you actually think I could form a though right now?
- Angel & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I love you.
I love you.
Nothing can change that. Not even death.
- Buffy Summers & Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

What about me? I love you so much... And I tried to make you go away... I killed you and it didn't help. And I hate it! I hate that it's so hard... and that you can hurt me so much. I know everything that you did, because you did it to me. Oh, God! I wish that I wished you dead. I don't. I can't.
Buffy, please. Just this once... let me be strong.
Strong is fighting! It's hard, and it's painful, and it's every day. It's what we have to do. And we can do it together. But if you're too much of a coward for that, then burn. If I can't convince you that you belong in this world, then I don't know what can. But do not expect me to watch. And don't expect me to mourn for you, because...
- Buffy Summers & Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Hey. I was wondering when you were coming.
I'm not coming back. We're not friends. We never were. And I can fool Giles, and I can fool my friends, but I can't fool myself. Or Spike, for some reason. What I want from you I can never have. You don't need me to take care of you anymore. So I'm gonna go.
I don't accept that.
You have to.
How can...There's gotta be some way we can still see each other.
There is: tell me that you don't love me.
- Angel & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Oh God.
Buffy.
What am I doing? What are you doing?
I don't know.
Shame on you! Oh god.
- Buffy Summers & Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

What's happening?
Shh. Don't worry about it. I love you.
I love you.
Close your eyes.
- Angel & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

He gets to see you in the sunlight.
I don't look that good in direct light.
- Angel & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Shhh. I...
You what?
I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop.
Me, me, too. I can't either.
- Angel & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Kiss me.
Finally, something I wanna do!
- Angel & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

So. What'd you do last night?
Nothin'.
Nothing at all. You ceased to exist?
- Buffy Summers & Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Do you love me?
What?
Do you?
I love you. I don't know if I trust you.
Maybe you shouldn't do either.
Maybe I'm the one who should decide!
- Angel & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Well... Anyway, you can have your jacket back.
It looks better on you.
Oh boy.
- Buffy Summers & Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

How did you find me here?
If I was blind I would see you.
Stay with me.
Forever. That’s the whole point. I’ll never leave, not even if you kill me.
- Buffy Summers & Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You don't have to play games with me Buffy, ever.
Well, you're not exactly Joe- here's- what- I'm- thinking.
So, ask me.
Oh, but that would have made sense.
- Angel & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

There's no comparision. For 243 years I've loved exactly one person.
Um, it is me, right?
Next time, just ask.
- Angel & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You're still my girl?
Always.
- Angel & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I like pancakes 'cause they're stackable. Ooh, and waffles, 'cause you can put things in the little holes if you wanted to.
You should always have a new boyfriend. You're so much fun right now.
- Buffy Summers & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Maybe it's time to start a new tradition. Birthdays without boyfriends. It could be just as much fun.
Preaching to the choir here, baby.
- Buffy Summers & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I’m spending today with Riley
Oh yeah; I forgot that’s what you do on the days when the earth rotates.
- Buffy Summers & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I wasn’t gonna use violence. I don’t always use violence…… do I?
The important thing is you believe that.
- Buffy Summers & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well- muscled.
I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be
- Xander Harris & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Have I ever let you down?
Should I answer that or just glare?
- Buffy Summers & Rupert Giles
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Cool! Was she wearin' it? The bracelet, she was wearin' it, right? Pretty much like we're goin' out.
Except without the hugging or kissing or her knowing about it.
- Xander Harris & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

My nose is cold.
Here, lemme get that for you.
Xander!
Sorry, your nose just looked so tasty.
- Xander Harris & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Have you Googled her yet?
Willow, she's 17!
It's a search engine.
-Willow & Xander Harris
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Oh, the spiders! Willow's been kind of, um, what's the word I'm looking for? Insane about what happened yesterday.
I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you: for crawling across your face in the middle of the night. Ewww! How do they not ruffle you?
- Xander Harris & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

That's Angel? He's buff. No one said he was he buff.
You think?
He's a very attractive man. How come that never came up?
- Xander Harris & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Did it make you feel better?
For a second there.
A whole second.
- Xander Harris & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I can't help it. It's my nature.
Maybe you need a better nature.
- Xander Harris & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Yeah. You know, I kinda had a problem with the math.
Uh, which part?
The math.
- Xander Harris & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.
You're not gonna be young forever.
Yes, but I'll always be stupid.
- Xander Harris & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Right, you can't just go "librum incendere" and expect...
Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.
- Xander Harris & Rupert Giles
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

The loneliness, the constant exile, she's...she has gone mad!
Ya think?
- Rupert Giles & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?
Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?
- Rupert Giles & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I don't understand. This sort of thing's never happened to me before.
Maybe you were nervous.
I felt all right when I started. Let's try again.(He tries, but he can't do it.)
Damn it!
Maybe you're trying too hard. Doesn't this happen to every vampire?
Not to me, it doesn't!
It's me, isn't it?
What are you talking about?
Well, you came looking for Buffy, then settled. You didn't want to bite me, I just happened to be around.
Piffle.
I know I'm not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. It's always like, 'Oh, you're like a sister to me,' or, 'Oh, you're such a good friend.'
Don't be ridiculous. I'd bite you in a heartbeat.
Really?
Thought about it.
When?
Remember last year? You had on that fuzzy pink number with the lilac underneath.
I never would have guessed. You played the bloodlust kinda cool.
Mmmm. I hate being obvious. Being all fangy and 'Rrrr.' Takes the mystery out.
But if you could...
If I could, yeah.
You know, this doesn't make you any less terrifying.
Don't patronize me! I'm only a hundred and twenty- six!
You're being too hard on yourself. Why don't we wait a half an hour and try again? Or...
- Spike & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You can’t trust guys.
You can trust some guys……… Really! I’ve read about them.
- Faith & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I've given you everything that I have, I've given you my heart, my body and soul!
You say that, but I don't feel it. I just don't feel it.
Well, whose fault its that? Because I'm telling you, this is it, this is me. This is the package. And if it's so deficient that you need to get your kicks elsewhere ... then we really have a problem
- Buffy Summers & Riley Finn
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You're a god. You're like the god of boyfriends.
Nah, I just like it when you owe me favours.
Well, this earns you a big favour. There could be outfits.
Oh, be still my heart.
- Buffy Summers & Riley Finn
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I suppose I should let you get your rest.
I dunno, maybe if you just lie down with me……
Nothing you are about to stay will lead to sleep.
- Buffy Summers & Riley Finn
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Buffy, I can't take you with me.
You're not taking me with you. I am going, and I'm letting you come along.
- Riley Finn & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You're like her idol, Buffy.
Her idol? I don't think so, unless you like to spill things on your idol's new leather pants.
You know what I mean. You have superpowers... and college... a studly yet sensitive boyfriend...
- Riley Finn & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You want to listen or you wanna die?
As long as you're there, I mostly want you to wriggle.
- Faith & Angel
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Why don't I believe him?
Well, he lacks credibility.
- Angel & Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

What are you doing?
My boyfriend. Go away.
- Dawn & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

We're just going to the magic shop- - no school supplies there.
Yeah, Mom, I'm not going to Hogwarts. Hog- - Geeze, crack a book sometime.
- Buffy & Dawn Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Oh, like you've never fallen for a vampire?
That was different.
-Dawn & Buffy Summers
-Buffy The Vampire Slayer

How was school today?
Um, the usual. Big square building filled with boredom and despair.
Just how I remember it.
- Buffy & Dawn Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Have I mentioned today how much I hate you?
You might have let it slip once or twice.
- Xander Harris & Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

We few, we happy few...
...we band of buggered.
- Rupert Giles & Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

This is why I think we should all keep a level head in this.
I agree. I just happen to think that mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off.
- Rupert Giles & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Any luck?
If you define luck as the absence of success; plenty.
- Dawn Summers & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Why do all these horrible things keep happening to me?
(coughing) Karma!
- Cordelia Chase & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You know what I mean?
Seldom if ever.
- Xander Harris & Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again. Unless they really deserve it. Or if it's that time of the month, in which case, I don't think you or anyone else can hold me responsible...
Ask for some aspirin.
And can you please send some asp... hey!
- Cordelia Chase & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Yep. School can open again tomorrow.
Explain to me again how that's a good thing.
- Cordelia Chase & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You have no shame.
Oh please, like shame is something to be proud of.
- Xander Harris & Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Cool, you guys can do the brain thing, I’m gonna go to class.
Which could also be construed as the brain thing.
- Buffy Summers & Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You're supposed to stop me when I do that.
I like when you do that.
- Willow Rosenberg & Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Oz, don't you love me?
My whole life I've never loved anything else.
- Willow Rosenberg & Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

But I mean, what is it? How do you get it? Who doesn't have it? And who decides who doesn't have it? What is the essence of cool?
Not sure.
I mean you yourself, Oz, are considered more or less cool. Why is that?
Am I?
Is it about the talking? You know, the way you tend to express yourself in short, noncommittal phrases?
Could be.
No. No. It's the guitar thing. You're in a band, that's like a business class ticket to cool with
complimentary mojo after takeoff. I should play an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar?
Not the way I play it.
- Xander Harris & Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

No, really. Why should you guys have all the fun? We wanna be part of the hate.
Just so we're clear, you guys know you're nuts, right?
- Xander Harris & Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Right. It's good to see you. Um, no need to panic.
Just a thought. Poker: not your game.
- Rupert Giles & Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Xander. You haven't been paying any attention to me, tonight. Just peddling those process food bars. I don't know why.
Well, let me put it in a way you'll understand. Sell bars. Make money. Take Anya nice places. Buy pretty things.
That does make sense. All right, I support you. Go sell more.
- Anya Emerson & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Pervert.
Other pervert.
- Anya Emerson & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I got so lost...
I will always find you.
- Tara & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

It's a whole night. I don't think I can sleep without her.
You can sleep with me……. Well, now that came out a lot more lesbian than it sounded in my head.
- Willow Rosenberg & Anya Emerson
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You trusting fool! How do you know the other world is any better than this?
Because it has to be.
- Anyanka & Rupert Giles
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I bet it’s not even hooked up to anything, just like the push buttons at the crosswalk, that are supposed to make the signals change.
I’m sure someone’s . . . wait, the push buttons aren’t hooked up to anything?
- Joyce & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

It made you look like a streetwalker.
Yeah, but a thin streetwalker.
- Joyce & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Trouble sleeping?
You're not here.
I'm always here.
Leave me alone.
I can't. You won't let me.
What do you want?
I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.
I'm sorry.
You're sorry? For me? Don't bother. I'm dead. I'm over it. If you wanna feel sorry for someone, you should feel sorry for yourself. Oh, but I guess you've already got that covered.
I am sorry... for what I've done. What else can I say to you?
- Jenny Calendar & Angelus
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Then I'll sleep naked. Like the animals do.
You know, I'm suddenly liking this plan.
- Drusilla & Angelus
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Angel?
Yeah, baby. I'm back.
- Drusilla & Angelus
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

If you ever want to, you know, spend one night away from the place. Maybe, give me a call.
Well, stranger things have happened. No wait….. they really haven’t.
- Doyle & Cordelia Chase
- Angel

You hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little more efficient.
Oh, and here I just thought you didn't have a comeback
- Faith & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I take it you're not an Angel fan either?
Well, it's not like I hate the guy. Just, you know, the guts part of him.
- Riley Finn & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I can’t believe it. I choked.
You really, really did.
You don’t understand... I’m good at things.
It’s what I do. I work hard, get it done.
If it makes you feel any better, you failed extremely well.
That’s a great comfort to me.
- Riley Finn & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath. An airborne toxic event.
Well, I'm glad you feel comfortable enough to be so honest with me. And I can only hope that one day I'm in the position to be that honest with you.
- Principal Snyder & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You’re magnificent.
I bet you say that before you bite all the girls.
- Dracula & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You love that tunnel more than me.
I love syphilis more than you.
- Harmony & Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

So, just this one time, you did something kinda crazy...
It wasn't one time. It was lots of times. And lots of different ways. I could make sketches!
- Willow Rosenberg & BuffyBot
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Buffy, there is something seriously wrong here! I ... Okay, yeah, you've been with a vampire before, but Angel had a soul.
Angel's lame. His hair grows straight up, and he's bloody stupid.
- Willow Rosenberg & BuffyBot
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Uh, yes, but... The Order of Taraka, I mean... isn't that overkill?
No, I think it's just enough kill.
- Dalton & Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Oh he’s God’s gift alright
Really? God’s not usually that generous
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Have you heard? They call him "William the Bloody" because of his bloody awful poetry.
It suits him. I'd rather have a railroad spike through my head than listen to that awful stuff!
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I just mean . . . you can't protect yourself from some stuff.
You can't handle Tara being my girlfriend.
No! It was before that! Since you went off to college and forgot about me. Just left me in the basement to - Tara's your girlfriend?
Bloody Hell!
Xander Harris, Willow Rosenberg & Rupert Giles
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

So there's no more glove- thingy?
Nah, a little living fire, a little mesquite - gone for good.
Sounds like we missed a lot of fun.
Then we're telling it wrong.
- Cordelia Chase, Xander Harris & Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I’m still having trouble with the that one of us is just going to gun everybody down for no reason.
Yeah, because that never happens in American high schools.
It’s bordering on trendy at this point.
Xander Harris, Cordelia Chase & Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Don't worry, Buffy, we'll save Angel.
Angel? But our priority is to stop Drusilla!
Angel's our friend! Except I don't like him.
- Willow Rosenberg, Kendra & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

He's in love; it's all very passionate and befuddlin'
BTVS

Kekestos (Worst Of The Worst)
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer