Chocolate
The 12- step chocoholics program:
NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
- Terry Moore
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces
- Judith Viorst
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast!
Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress- free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!
- Elaine Sherman
Forget love- - I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!
EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Miranda Ingram
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
- Lucy Van Pelt
- Peanuts (Charles M. Schulz)
Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be
I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you REALLY need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If you HAVE met that special someone and still believe that, I REALLY NEED to know where you get your chocolate!!!
Simply put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
- John G Tulli
NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
- Terry Moore
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces
- Judith Viorst
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast!
Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress- free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!
- Elaine Sherman
Forget love- - I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!
EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.
This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.
It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Miranda Ingram
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
- Lucy Van Pelt
- Peanuts (Charles M. Schulz)
Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be
I am a serious chocoholic. For the serious chocoholic, chocolate is better than sex. If you believe that, you REALLY need to meet that special someone who can change your mind. If you HAVE met that special someone and still believe that, I REALLY NEED to know where you get your chocolate!!!
Simply put... everyone has a price, mine is chocolate!
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.
- John G Tulli
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