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Don't let the Muggles get you down!"
- Ron Weasley
If the darkening sky could lift more than one hour from this day, there are words I never would have said, nor have heard you say.
- Carol Ann Duffy
I'll just jump off that bridge when I come to it.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Oh, my God. I've turned another one
- Grace Adler
- Will & Grace
I have a Ph.D. in English Literature.
I'm asking 'cause on your show people call in for advice and you go by the name Dr. Jacobs on your show and I didn't know if maybe your listeners were confused by that and assumed you had advanced training in psychology, theology or health care.
I don't believe they are confused, no, sir.
I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an 'abomination!'
I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
Yes it does. Leviticus!
18:22.
Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I wanted to sell my youngest daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown Sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?……… While thinking about that, can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo McGary, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? Or is it okay to call the police? Heres one thats really important, because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing. While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building when the president stands, nobody sits.
- Jacobs & Bartlett
- The West Wing
I would have waited
- Sydney Bristow
- Alias
Let's take things one step at a time. This is a charge of C4. I can tell because there's 'C4' written all over it.
- Michael Vaughan
- Alias
You've lost weight. Yeah, I stopped eating all the foods I like. I'm miserable, but I look really good.
-Sydney Bristow & Eric Weiss
-Alias
Even if I get past my problems I’m just gonna go out and get new ones. Besides, I like being a mess. It’s who I am.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal
They say it’s all in the attitude and mine has changed. And I can tell this time it’s gonna last….. maybe even a week.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal
Today is gonna be a less bad day I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and I just know that things are going to be…. Less bad.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal
I have a new philosophy; I’m only gonna dread one day at a time.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal
The real truth is I probably don’t want to be too happy, on content, because then what? I actually like the quest, the search, that’s the fun. The more lost you are the more you have to look forward to. What do you know, I’m having a great time and I don’t even know it.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal
I start to think there really is no cure for depression, that happiness is an ongoing battle, and I wonder if it isn’t one I’ll have to fight for as long as I live, I wonder if it’s worth it.
- Elizabeth Wurtzel
- Prozac Nation
When things get unbearable, I wrap myself into a tight ball and shut my eyes. Every muscle in my body is tense. I open my eyes and I'm still where I was when I closed them to escape. Nothing's changed.
- Elizabeth Wurtzel
- Prozac Nation
I start to get the feeling that something is really wrong. Like all the drugs put together – the lithium, the Prozac, the desipramine, and Desyrel that I take to sleep at night – can no longer combat whatever it is that was wrong with me in the first place. I feel like a defective model.
- Elizabeth Wurtzel
- Prozac Nation
The brief relief of seeing other people when I leave my room turns into a desperate need to be alone, and then being alone turns into a terrible fear that I will have no friends, I will be alone in this world and in my life. I will eventually be so crazy from this black wave, which seems to be taking over my head with increasing frequency, that one day I will just kill myself, not for any great, thoughtful existential reasons, but because I need immediate relief.
- Elizabeth Wurtzel
- Prozac Nation
It was like sawdust, the unhappiness; it infiltrated everything, everything was a problem, everything made her cry – school, homework, boyfriends, the future, the lack of future, the uncertainty of future, fear of future, fear in general – but it was hard to say exactly what the problem was in the first place.
- Melanie Thernstrow
- The Dead Girl
If the ending is messy one doesn’t remember anything good about any of it.
- Toby Cohen
- Lynne Reid Banks
- The Backwards Shadow
- Ron Weasley
If the darkening sky could lift more than one hour from this day, there are words I never would have said, nor have heard you say.
- Carol Ann Duffy
I'll just jump off that bridge when I come to it.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Oh, my God. I've turned another one
- Grace Adler
- Will & Grace
I have a Ph.D. in English Literature.
I'm asking 'cause on your show people call in for advice and you go by the name Dr. Jacobs on your show and I didn't know if maybe your listeners were confused by that and assumed you had advanced training in psychology, theology or health care.
I don't believe they are confused, no, sir.
I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an 'abomination!'
I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
Yes it does. Leviticus!
18:22.
Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I wanted to sell my youngest daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown Sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?……… While thinking about that, can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo McGary, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? Or is it okay to call the police? Heres one thats really important, because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing. While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building when the president stands, nobody sits.
- Jacobs & Bartlett
- The West Wing
I would have waited
- Sydney Bristow
- Alias
Let's take things one step at a time. This is a charge of C4. I can tell because there's 'C4' written all over it.
- Michael Vaughan
- Alias
You've lost weight. Yeah, I stopped eating all the foods I like. I'm miserable, but I look really good.
-Sydney Bristow & Eric Weiss
-Alias
Even if I get past my problems I’m just gonna go out and get new ones. Besides, I like being a mess. It’s who I am.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal
They say it’s all in the attitude and mine has changed. And I can tell this time it’s gonna last….. maybe even a week.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal
Today is gonna be a less bad day I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and I just know that things are going to be…. Less bad.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal
I have a new philosophy; I’m only gonna dread one day at a time.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal
The real truth is I probably don’t want to be too happy, on content, because then what? I actually like the quest, the search, that’s the fun. The more lost you are the more you have to look forward to. What do you know, I’m having a great time and I don’t even know it.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal
I start to think there really is no cure for depression, that happiness is an ongoing battle, and I wonder if it isn’t one I’ll have to fight for as long as I live, I wonder if it’s worth it.
- Elizabeth Wurtzel
- Prozac Nation
When things get unbearable, I wrap myself into a tight ball and shut my eyes. Every muscle in my body is tense. I open my eyes and I'm still where I was when I closed them to escape. Nothing's changed.
- Elizabeth Wurtzel
- Prozac Nation
I start to get the feeling that something is really wrong. Like all the drugs put together – the lithium, the Prozac, the desipramine, and Desyrel that I take to sleep at night – can no longer combat whatever it is that was wrong with me in the first place. I feel like a defective model.
- Elizabeth Wurtzel
- Prozac Nation
The brief relief of seeing other people when I leave my room turns into a desperate need to be alone, and then being alone turns into a terrible fear that I will have no friends, I will be alone in this world and in my life. I will eventually be so crazy from this black wave, which seems to be taking over my head with increasing frequency, that one day I will just kill myself, not for any great, thoughtful existential reasons, but because I need immediate relief.
- Elizabeth Wurtzel
- Prozac Nation
It was like sawdust, the unhappiness; it infiltrated everything, everything was a problem, everything made her cry – school, homework, boyfriends, the future, the lack of future, the uncertainty of future, fear of future, fear in general – but it was hard to say exactly what the problem was in the first place.
- Melanie Thernstrow
- The Dead Girl
If the ending is messy one doesn’t remember anything good about any of it.
- Toby Cohen
- Lynne Reid Banks
- The Backwards Shadow
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