Ally McBeal

It’s such a lie that you should do what’s in your heart. If we all did what was in our hearts the world would grind to a halt.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

You only die once
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I honestly think I’m loosing my mind. I can’t loose my mind right now.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Even if I get past my problems I’m just gonna go out and get new ones. Besides, I like being a mess. It’s who I am.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I’m not ashamed of wanting someone to love, I never have been because I had it once and it was everything.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

They say it’s all in the attitude and mine has changed. And I can tell this time it’s gonna last….. maybe even a week.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Happiness is getting into bed with anything that makes you feel warm and snuggled. I just now settle for pyjamas.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I’m used to getting dumped remember? This isn’t pain I’m feeling, it’s nostalgia.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I don’t nee the answers. I’ve got friends, I’ve got hope.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

She’s pretty good…. God, there’s so many reasons to hate her.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Do you know the most common insanity going is that the right one will just come along, more often the right one slips away.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

We all agree that personal happiness is much more important than our careers and yet look what we do with the hours in our life, the days. Nobody really applies themselves to their personal life we just sit back and assume that will take care of itself.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Wow……. I have a boyfriend!
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Freefall with the truth hope we both survive?
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Today is gonna be a less bad day I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and I just know that things are going to be…. Less bad.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I’m lucky that I got stood up. See the last guy I fell for, look how he turned out.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I’m actually luckier than most. I get to wake up each morning glad to start a new day…. Grateful that the last one is over.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Whoever said that plenty of fish in the sea thing was lying. Sometimes there’s only one fish. Trust me.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I think I need to believe that it works…. Love, couple hood, partnerships. The idea that when people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed, even if I have to go to bed alone,
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

It doesn’t matter that I’m not in a relationship with anybody. Sometimes I feel like I’m being unfaithful to love itself.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

You might think there’s an explanation but you’d be wrong
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

When I eat jell-o I feel better. Don’t ask me to reduce it to a science.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I happen to be happy with all of my happiness ahead of me. See I live my life as one big Christmas Eve and it makes me happy, happy, happy!
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Sometimes I’m tempted to become a street person, cut off from society. But then I wouldn’t get to wear my outfits.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Men are always trying to mentally undress me I’m just trying to save them some time.
Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

If he’s even a maybe you gotta check it out. ‘Cause guys who could be the one, they don’t come along that often.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

We all want love to come along and yet we apply all these restrictions to how it should come along.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Society is made up of more women than men. If women really wanted to change society they could do it. I plan to do it……… I just wanna get married first.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Whenever I feel insecure or unsteady I try to grab hold of things that steady me….. Billy does that.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

It’s easier to pretend that you don’t exist if you’re out of my eye- line.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Her first impressions aren’t good but they’re usually lasting.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I’m not going through an odd phase. I really am odd.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I don’t believe that violence solves anything, so you should leave before I jump to a poor solution..
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

My inner world is bigger than my outer one.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I have a new philosophy; I’m only gonna dread one day at a time.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

So here I am, a victim of my own choices. And I’m just starting.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

It’s not that I don’t still have all the answers; just maybe not all of them are accurate.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Who wants to be balanced? Balanced is way overrated.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I know I’ve got it great really. Great job, great friends, loving family, total freedom and long bubble baths. What else could there be?
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

What’s so great about the real world?
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Don’t ask questions, don’t pass judgement, don’t even pass go! Just listen, accept the fact that I need help, and give it to me.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

It’s probably for the best; I’m not very good at being happy.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Less fantasy, more reality.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

The real truth is I probably don’t want to be too happy, on content, because then what? I actually like the quest, the search, that’s the fun. The more lost you are the more you have to look forward to. What do you know, I’m having a great time and I don’t even know it.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

We’re not only wired to want what we can’t have, but we’re wired to want what we really don’t want.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Just remember when you’re with me you’re not the strangest person in the room. Go ahead; get weird on me!
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Whenever I get depressed I raise my hemlines. If I keep on like this I’m bound to get arrested.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I’m gaining on happiness and I’m gonna get there one day.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Whatever the virtues of balance, it’s just a pleasant form of insanity.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

All I ever wanted was to be rich and successful and to have three kids and a husband waiting at home to tickle my feet and look at me…. I don’t even like my hair!
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Everyone’s alone; it’s just easier to take in a relationship.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

It’s not my style to care about others but what’s going on ?
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

Men love any woman they wanna sleep with; it’s the ticket to admission.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

Sex for men; when it’s right, it’s right. When it’s wrong, it’s still right.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

That’s why God gave men the handle; for women to latch on to.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

Love is an equation; a me, a you, derives a we.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

Helping people is never more rewarding than when it’s in your own self interest.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

John, I won't deny our pain, but isn't that why God made women; to ease the hardship of man, even if the hardship is in our shorts?
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

Love; you can’t bank on it, it’s an unsafe bridge… the only thing you can bring to the bank; Money. Make enough money everything else will follow.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

Is that you’re two cents? I’d be looking for change!
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

Personal questions don’t bother me; I just lie.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

If I had feelings that remark would hurt.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

I plan to have character one day, great character. But if you want to be rich you better get the money before the scruples set in.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

You can’t possibly overestimate how much you underestimate me.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

I‘m nothing if not redundant, I also repeat myself.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

One of the keys to life; the fast forward. Every movie has it’s lousy parts. The trick is to forward through them. As time passes you’ll look back and say ‘Oh that little thing, oh that’. Fast forward to then right now and you’re over it.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

Problem is just a bleak word for challenge.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

Here’s the thing; women as a rule hate pretty women, but women as a rule also sympathise with other women victims because they’re women. It’s like this; women want other women to be destroyed but they don’t want to be the actual destroyers themselves.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

Why would a grown person walk around on something like this (healed shoe)? These are hugely uncomfortable, they make it easier to fall, plus they cause back problems, but hey, just call it fashion. What kind of a person would spend the equivalent of two years painting her face, pluck out her eyebrows, implant silicone or salin into her breasts? There is a name for this kind of person; Woman. She does all these things because men, we like it. Don’t talk to me about equality, don’t tell me you’re not disabled.
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

If you want to condemn the institution of marriage, fine. But please, for your own sake, don't reject the idea that somehow, someplace, two people can make it work and be happy in the process.
- John Cage
- Ally McBeal

The world is no longer a romantic place. Some of it’s people still are however and therein lies the promise.
- John Cage
- Ally McBeal

What, is the subjective word contrary to fact?
- John Cage
- Ally McBeal

I did love you. Problem was you couldn't recognize it. Love is wasted on you because you'll always be unhappy, that's why I left. You may go through your good times, but we both know the place you'll always go back to. I couldn't have pulled you out of your world, you would have pulled me into yours.
- Billy Thomas
- Ally McBeal

You being threatened by me being attracted to another woman, that says more about you than it does about me.
- Billy Thomas
- Ally McBeal

I still can’t figure you out. On the one hand you reject the world of absolutes, and on the other hand you live by them.
- Billy Thomas
- Ally McBeal

Face it, we don’t want anyone spleunking in our emotional cores. The echo would kill them.
- Ling Woo
- Ally McBeal

It would be hypocritical of me to ask. It would suggest I care.
- Ling Woo
- Ally McBeal

Maybe if we could cure this addiction to the dream at an earlier age it could spare a lot of pain down the road.
- Georgia Thomas
- Ally McBeal

Does forever work for you?
- Larry
- Ally McBeal

I've never loved anybody as much as I love you. And I'm only at the beginning of loving you.
- Larry
- Ally McBeal

If you need a sympathetic ear I can fake it.
- Larry
- Ally McBeal

Men love to be thought of as funny…. Except when they’re in bed.
- Elaine Vassel
- Ally McBeal

Just so we’re clear; we hate her right?
- Elaine Vassel
- Ally McBeal

You can’t walk through life alone.
- Greg Butters
- Ally McBeal

Loving somebody, that doesn’t mean you just get over all the hurt and the pain.
- Reese Helmes
- Ally McBeal

Ooga Chucka.
- Dancing Baby
- Ally McBeal

Maybe he just doesn’t want to rush it.
He’s the guy; it’s his job to rush it.
- Rennee Raddock & Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

You said you didn't need a man.
I don't. I want one.
Aren't you afraid of ending up alone?
I'm more afraid of ending up with the wrong person.
- Larry & Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

You’ve only seen the tip of the neurotic ice- burg; I’m demented.
What else?
Self- absorbed.
What else?
Vain.
What else?
Beautiful, so I think.
What else?
I may be incapable of letting anyone love me.
- Ally McBeal & Larry
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Love isn't always enough.
If you go without it long enough, you realize it's everything.
- Ally McBeal & Larry
- Ally McBeal

Do you know anyone happier than me?
I used to but they jumped off a bridge!
- Ally McBeal & Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

I love this world John, I really do.
Fine, then perhaps someday you'll choose to live in it with the rest of us.
- Ally McBeal & John Cage
- Ally McBeal

I’m not sure that you have two feet on the ground
You mean some people do?
- John Cage & Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Do you know that you’re odd?
I do.
- John Cage & Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I think I need mental help.
Why?
I feel happy.
- Ally McBeal & John Cage
- Ally McBeal

How did I get to be such a mess so soon in my life?
You’ve always been ahead of your time.
- Ally McBeal & Billy Thomas
- Ally McBeal

What makes your problems bigger than everyone elses?
They’re mine.
- Georgia Thomas & Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I had a bad day so I came in here to splash a little cold water on my face.
But you’re not splashing.
Well of course I’m not. If I did that I’d have to re-apply all my make-up. Yet another problem of living in a male dominated world.
- Ally McBeal & Georgia Thomas
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But I haven’t done anything.
You’re a man, you’re breathing. Under title 7 you’re libel.
- ? & Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

You have to remember; 50% of all marriages end in divorce because the men cheat.
50% of the men cheat?
Oh no; 50% of them get caught
- Ally McBeal

It drove me to the conclusion that man, as a species, is not suitable for long term partnership.
- Ally McBeal