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Love is when you look into someones eyes and go all the way inside, to their soul and you both know instantly.
- Angela Chase
- My So-Called Life
My dad thinks every person in the world is having more fun than him. Which could be true.
- Angela Chase
- My So-Called Life
Well ok….. Do you want my mother to call your mother and tell her you didn’t sleep with him?………. ‘Cause I can do that!
- Rayanna Graf
- My So-Called Life
I find Rickie a little confusing.
Ok, so maybe he’s bi. Who cares? His cousin can still drive.
What? He’s what? Do you hear these terms she’s throwing around? Bi?
It means ‘bisexual’
He’s bisexual?
How can he be ‘bi’ anything? He’s a child! He’s obviously very confused.
No, he’s not confused.
He wears eyeliner!
- Patty, Angela, Danielle & Graham Chase
- My So-Called Life
Not that I condemn it. I mean if they want to hold hands…..
No… exactly.
I mean, it’s fine with me. I’m just……. I’m just wondering when all this happened. Ya know?
Do I?!
I mean, people pairing off into couples. It’s like, I wasn’t expecting it or something. Like, like, did we cover this? Was I absent that day?
You know I was!
- Rickie & Bryan
- My So-Called Life
I’m not saying…. See; there’s thinking about him, right? Which is what I do, all the time, like this…..
Obsession
Right, so?
It keeps me going or something, like I need it, just to get through the day. It, it’s just…
It’s an obsession.
Right! And if you make it real, it, it’s not the same. It’s not….. it’s not yours anymore. I don’t know, maybe I’d rather have the fantasy than even him.
I completely understand.
I totally and completely disagree. You want Jordan Catalano, in actuality, because….. there is no because. You just want him. Only you’re programmed to never admit it.
That does have the ring of truth to it.
- Angela Chase & Rickie
- My So-Called Life
We should just admit that we live in a society with impossible standards. Except men think they’re possible.
- Sex & The City
It’s not that models don’t have brain’s, they have brain’s they just don’t need to use them
- Sex & The City
When you hear yourself talk, does it make sense to you?
- Daria
I don’t have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
- Daria
- Daria
I mean you’re with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say he’s straight I’ll believe you.
- Richard Burke
- Friends
You know you’re a good guy.
I know, I hate that.
- Chandler Bing & Richard Burke
- Friends
I have a Ph.D. in English Literature.
I'm asking 'cause on your show people call in for advice and you go by the name Dr. Jacobs on your show and I didn't know if maybe your listeners were confused by that and assumed you had advanced training in psychology, theology or health care.
I don't believe they are confused, no, sir.
I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an 'abomination!'
I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
Yes it does. Leviticus!
18:22.
Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I wanted to sell my youngest daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown Sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?……… While thinking about that, can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo McGary, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? Or is it okay to call the police? Heres one thats really important, because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing. While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building when the president stands, nobody sits.
- Jacobs & Bartlett
- The West Wing
You get my support the same way that I get yours; when I agree with what you’re saying or when I don’t care about what you’re saying.
- C J Craig
- The West Wing
Unrequited love it’s fantastic. ‘Cause it never has to change, it never has to grow up and it never has to die.
- Vince Tyler
- Queer As Folk
Vampire, mortal, it doesn’t matter. All men are pigs.
- Forever Knight
If you can’t say anything nice, say it about Diane.
- Cheers
Don’t act blonde
- Piper Halliwell
- Charmed
I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I’ll do it again.
- Bart Simpson
- The Simpsons
What can you really tell about a person from their test scores?
Whether or not they’re ever going out with their friends again.
- The Wonder Years
Sometimes the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humiliation.
- Fox Mulder
- The X-Files
- Angela Chase
- My So-Called Life
My dad thinks every person in the world is having more fun than him. Which could be true.
- Angela Chase
- My So-Called Life
Well ok….. Do you want my mother to call your mother and tell her you didn’t sleep with him?………. ‘Cause I can do that!
- Rayanna Graf
- My So-Called Life
I find Rickie a little confusing.
Ok, so maybe he’s bi. Who cares? His cousin can still drive.
What? He’s what? Do you hear these terms she’s throwing around? Bi?
It means ‘bisexual’
He’s bisexual?
How can he be ‘bi’ anything? He’s a child! He’s obviously very confused.
No, he’s not confused.
He wears eyeliner!
- Patty, Angela, Danielle & Graham Chase
- My So-Called Life
Not that I condemn it. I mean if they want to hold hands…..
No… exactly.
I mean, it’s fine with me. I’m just……. I’m just wondering when all this happened. Ya know?
Do I?!
I mean, people pairing off into couples. It’s like, I wasn’t expecting it or something. Like, like, did we cover this? Was I absent that day?
You know I was!
- Rickie & Bryan
- My So-Called Life
I’m not saying…. See; there’s thinking about him, right? Which is what I do, all the time, like this…..
Obsession
Right, so?
It keeps me going or something, like I need it, just to get through the day. It, it’s just…
It’s an obsession.
Right! And if you make it real, it, it’s not the same. It’s not….. it’s not yours anymore. I don’t know, maybe I’d rather have the fantasy than even him.
I completely understand.
I totally and completely disagree. You want Jordan Catalano, in actuality, because….. there is no because. You just want him. Only you’re programmed to never admit it.
That does have the ring of truth to it.
- Angela Chase & Rickie
- My So-Called Life
We should just admit that we live in a society with impossible standards. Except men think they’re possible.
- Sex & The City
It’s not that models don’t have brain’s, they have brain’s they just don’t need to use them
- Sex & The City
When you hear yourself talk, does it make sense to you?
- Daria
I don’t have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
- Daria
- Daria
I mean you’re with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say he’s straight I’ll believe you.
- Richard Burke
- Friends
You know you’re a good guy.
I know, I hate that.
- Chandler Bing & Richard Burke
- Friends
I have a Ph.D. in English Literature.
I'm asking 'cause on your show people call in for advice and you go by the name Dr. Jacobs on your show and I didn't know if maybe your listeners were confused by that and assumed you had advanced training in psychology, theology or health care.
I don't believe they are confused, no, sir.
I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an 'abomination!'
I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
Yes it does. Leviticus!
18:22.
Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I wanted to sell my youngest daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown Sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?……… While thinking about that, can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo McGary, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? Or is it okay to call the police? Heres one thats really important, because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing. While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building when the president stands, nobody sits.
- Jacobs & Bartlett
- The West Wing
You get my support the same way that I get yours; when I agree with what you’re saying or when I don’t care about what you’re saying.
- C J Craig
- The West Wing
Unrequited love it’s fantastic. ‘Cause it never has to change, it never has to grow up and it never has to die.
- Vince Tyler
- Queer As Folk
Vampire, mortal, it doesn’t matter. All men are pigs.
- Forever Knight
If you can’t say anything nice, say it about Diane.
- Cheers
Don’t act blonde
- Piper Halliwell
- Charmed
I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I’ll do it again.
- Bart Simpson
- The Simpsons
What can you really tell about a person from their test scores?
Whether or not they’re ever going out with their friends again.
- The Wonder Years
Sometimes the need to mess with their heads outweighs the millstone of humiliation.
- Fox Mulder
- The X-Files
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