HomoeroticismYay!
How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing?
No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth….. No, not the hair! Never the hair!
But there must be someway I can show my appreciation.
No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough!
I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so…
Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!
- Spike
- Angel
Thanks. I mean, no one is more fond about Cordelia than I, but if she wants to go gad-abouting with those doxies...
I think they liked you.
Really! I –– I didn’t mean doxy in the sexual promiscuous sense, exactly. I –– I... You don’t think sticking the axe in the wall put them off?
That was charming.
What about the fact that they thought we were gay?
Adds mystery.
- Wesley Wyndam Price & Angel
- Angel
No. Just letting off steam. Two guys wrestlin'. But not in a gay way.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Maybe it's time to start a new tradition. Birthdays without boyfriends. It could be just as much fun.
Preaching to the choir here, baby.
- Buffy Summers & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well- muscled.
I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be
- Xander Harris & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
That's Angel? He's buff. No one said he was he buff.
You think?
He's a very attractive man. How come that never came up?
- Xander Harris & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
It's a whole night. I don't think I can sleep without her.
You can sleep with me……. Well, now that came out a lot more lesbian than it sounded in my head.
- Willow Rosenberg & Anya Emerson
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
I just mean . . . you can't protect yourself from some stuff.
You can't handle Tara being my girlfriend.
No! It was before that! Since you went off to college and forgot about me. Just left me in the basement to - Tara's your girlfriend?
Bloody Hell!
Xander Harris, Willow Rosenberg & Rupert Giles
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Tonight, starring in his very own version of ‘In & Out’. He’s in, he’s out. He’s in, he’s out. In, out. Nice hair by the way!
- Dawson Leery
- Dawson’s Creek
The guy I as talking about. Who said he was gay. He got a new hairdo. And decided to swing both ways!
- Dawson Leery
- Dawson’s Creek
Jack, are you thinking of a crossover episode? ‘Cause if you are, now’s bad timing. I’m a taken woman!
- Jennifer Lindley
- Dawson’s Creek
I guess I just thought that if you were gonna go straight again you’d pick someone like, you know; Cindy Crawford!
- Joey Potter
- Dawson’s Creek
It shouldn’t take me too long to get changed. I mean it’s not like I have to get all dressed up for anyone seeing as I turned Jack off women completely.
- Joey Potter
- Dawson’s Creek
No hedging, no subtext. No horrible puns. Gays have it so easy. Straight boys are never so... straight.
-Jennifer Lindley
-Dawson’s Creek
I wish I’d nabbed you one sexual preference ago.
- Abby Morgan
- Dawson’s Creek
I guess you get gay you get style.
- Abby Morgan
- Dawson’s Creek
In a million years, you could never disappoint me, Jack. Gay or straight, you're a world- class human being. That's why I wanted to see you. You're a touchstone. You take me back to this nice, safe place where crushes never end and hearts can't be broken. And I needed that this weekend.
- Kate
- Dawson’s Creek
If Jack is gay he doesn’t need your judgment young man. The lord above will be the one to judge him as he will judge all of us. What he needs from you and me and everyone else in this world is love and tolerance. If anything, that boy must feel scared and alone and it will take the understanding of his fellow man to help him through. Let’s save judgment for someone much more experienced than you.
- Mrs Ryan
- Dawson’s Creek
Not so gay anymore.
More gay than ever.
- Abby Morgan & Jack McPhee
- Dawson’s Creek
That makes me gay?
No, I’m just saying that some people might see you as less than straight.
- Francis & Mickey Fitzpatrik
- She’s The One
Listen; my husband is not a homosexual.
Yeah, but he’s definitely under suspicion.
- She’s The One
I’m not gay
What was Streisand’s eighth album?
Uh, ‘Colour Me Barbara’
Stud!
Everybody knows that.
Everybody where? ‘The Little Gay Bar On The Prairie’?
- Howard Brackett & Peter Malloy
- In & Out
Do I look like a homosexual?
Would you walk for me?!
- Howard Brackett & Tom Halliwell
- In & Out
This is my Peter, friend Peter. We just now ran into each other at the intersexual…… homosection……. Intersection.
- Howard Brackett
- In & Out
Stop, stop, please! I need a heterosexual; code red!
- Emily Montgomery
- In & Out
Smart, clean, totally decent human being: Gay!
- Mike
- In & Out
I’ll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, night clubs, and bloody ABBA.
Doesn’t give us much to talk about then does it?
- Priscilla; Queen Of The Desert
Gay men are so hot. It’s tragic!
- Claire Montgomery
- Go!
I can’t believe Liberacci was gay. I mean women loved him. I didn’t see that one coming!
- Austen Powers
- Austen Powers
I find Rickie a little confusing.
Ok, so maybe he’s bi. Who cares? His cousin can still drive.
What? He’s what? Do you hear these terms she’s throwing around? Bi?
It means ‘bisexual’
He’s bisexual?
How can he be ‘bi’ anything? He’s a child! He’s obviously very confused.
No, he’s not confused.
He wears eyeliner!
- Patty, Angela, Danielle & Graham Chase
- My So-Called Life
I mean you’re with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say he’s straight I’ll believe you.
- Richard Burke
- Friends
I have a Ph.D. in English Literature.
I'm asking 'cause on your show people call in for advice and you go by the name Dr. Jacobs on your show and I didn't know if maybe your listeners were confused by that and assumed you had advanced training in psychology, theology or health care.
I don't believe they are confused, no, sir.
I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an 'abomination!'
I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
Yes it does. Leviticus!
18:22.
Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I wanted to sell my youngest daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown Sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?……… While thinking about that, can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo McGary, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? Or is it okay to call the police? Heres one thats really important, because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing. While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building when the president stands, nobody sits.
- Jacobs & Bartlett
- The West Wing
If I knew why straight guy did anything, do you think I'd be hanging out with you two homos?
- Grace Adler
- Will & Grace
Oh, my God. I've turned another one
- Grace Adler
- Will & Grace
Get over it Grace. You already have one gay husband. Leave me be.
- Jack McFarland
- Will & Grace
Heterosexual marriage is just wrong. I mean, if God had intended man and woman to be together he would have given them both penises.
- Jack McFarland
- Will & Grace
What are you trying to say, that you wanna have a baby with me?
No. I don’t know. Maybe. I mean…. I guess, I guess I just want the option. I mean….. I mean what happens if I, if I never meet anybody? Shouldn’t I at least have first dibs? Isn’t that one of my privileges of the ‘straight girl, gay guy’ relationship? Shouldn’t you be my fallback sperm?
- Will Truman & Grace Adler
- Will & Grace
Boy trouble? Now you’re talking Jackanese! Come on. We’ll have a steak. You’ll pour your heart out. And to top it off, we’ll rent a movie. You’re into gay porn right?
Who isn’t?
- Jack McFarland & Grace Adler
- Will & Grace
Uh, Nathan. I'm Grace's boyfriend.
Hmm, that's weird. I'm not gettin' a gay vibe from you.
- Nathan & Jack McFarland
- Will & Grace
No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth….. No, not the hair! Never the hair!
But there must be someway I can show my appreciation.
No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough!
I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so…
Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!
- Spike
- Angel
Thanks. I mean, no one is more fond about Cordelia than I, but if she wants to go gad-abouting with those doxies...
I think they liked you.
Really! I –– I didn’t mean doxy in the sexual promiscuous sense, exactly. I –– I... You don’t think sticking the axe in the wall put them off?
That was charming.
What about the fact that they thought we were gay?
Adds mystery.
- Wesley Wyndam Price & Angel
- Angel
No. Just letting off steam. Two guys wrestlin'. But not in a gay way.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Maybe it's time to start a new tradition. Birthdays without boyfriends. It could be just as much fun.
Preaching to the choir here, baby.
- Buffy Summers & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well- muscled.
I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be
- Xander Harris & Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
That's Angel? He's buff. No one said he was he buff.
You think?
He's a very attractive man. How come that never came up?
- Xander Harris & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
It's a whole night. I don't think I can sleep without her.
You can sleep with me……. Well, now that came out a lot more lesbian than it sounded in my head.
- Willow Rosenberg & Anya Emerson
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
I just mean . . . you can't protect yourself from some stuff.
You can't handle Tara being my girlfriend.
No! It was before that! Since you went off to college and forgot about me. Just left me in the basement to - Tara's your girlfriend?
Bloody Hell!
Xander Harris, Willow Rosenberg & Rupert Giles
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Tonight, starring in his very own version of ‘In & Out’. He’s in, he’s out. He’s in, he’s out. In, out. Nice hair by the way!
- Dawson Leery
- Dawson’s Creek
The guy I as talking about. Who said he was gay. He got a new hairdo. And decided to swing both ways!
- Dawson Leery
- Dawson’s Creek
Jack, are you thinking of a crossover episode? ‘Cause if you are, now’s bad timing. I’m a taken woman!
- Jennifer Lindley
- Dawson’s Creek
I guess I just thought that if you were gonna go straight again you’d pick someone like, you know; Cindy Crawford!
- Joey Potter
- Dawson’s Creek
It shouldn’t take me too long to get changed. I mean it’s not like I have to get all dressed up for anyone seeing as I turned Jack off women completely.
- Joey Potter
- Dawson’s Creek
No hedging, no subtext. No horrible puns. Gays have it so easy. Straight boys are never so... straight.
-Jennifer Lindley
-Dawson’s Creek
I wish I’d nabbed you one sexual preference ago.
- Abby Morgan
- Dawson’s Creek
I guess you get gay you get style.
- Abby Morgan
- Dawson’s Creek
In a million years, you could never disappoint me, Jack. Gay or straight, you're a world- class human being. That's why I wanted to see you. You're a touchstone. You take me back to this nice, safe place where crushes never end and hearts can't be broken. And I needed that this weekend.
- Kate
- Dawson’s Creek
If Jack is gay he doesn’t need your judgment young man. The lord above will be the one to judge him as he will judge all of us. What he needs from you and me and everyone else in this world is love and tolerance. If anything, that boy must feel scared and alone and it will take the understanding of his fellow man to help him through. Let’s save judgment for someone much more experienced than you.
- Mrs Ryan
- Dawson’s Creek
Not so gay anymore.
More gay than ever.
- Abby Morgan & Jack McPhee
- Dawson’s Creek
That makes me gay?
No, I’m just saying that some people might see you as less than straight.
- Francis & Mickey Fitzpatrik
- She’s The One
Listen; my husband is not a homosexual.
Yeah, but he’s definitely under suspicion.
- She’s The One
I’m not gay
What was Streisand’s eighth album?
Uh, ‘Colour Me Barbara’
Stud!
Everybody knows that.
Everybody where? ‘The Little Gay Bar On The Prairie’?
- Howard Brackett & Peter Malloy
- In & Out
Do I look like a homosexual?
Would you walk for me?!
- Howard Brackett & Tom Halliwell
- In & Out
This is my Peter, friend Peter. We just now ran into each other at the intersexual…… homosection……. Intersection.
- Howard Brackett
- In & Out
Stop, stop, please! I need a heterosexual; code red!
- Emily Montgomery
- In & Out
Smart, clean, totally decent human being: Gay!
- Mike
- In & Out
I’ll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, night clubs, and bloody ABBA.
Doesn’t give us much to talk about then does it?
- Priscilla; Queen Of The Desert
Gay men are so hot. It’s tragic!
- Claire Montgomery
- Go!
I can’t believe Liberacci was gay. I mean women loved him. I didn’t see that one coming!
- Austen Powers
- Austen Powers
I find Rickie a little confusing.
Ok, so maybe he’s bi. Who cares? His cousin can still drive.
What? He’s what? Do you hear these terms she’s throwing around? Bi?
It means ‘bisexual’
He’s bisexual?
How can he be ‘bi’ anything? He’s a child! He’s obviously very confused.
No, he’s not confused.
He wears eyeliner!
- Patty, Angela, Danielle & Graham Chase
- My So-Called Life
I mean you’re with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say he’s straight I’ll believe you.
- Richard Burke
- Friends
I have a Ph.D. in English Literature.
I'm asking 'cause on your show people call in for advice and you go by the name Dr. Jacobs on your show and I didn't know if maybe your listeners were confused by that and assumed you had advanced training in psychology, theology or health care.
I don't believe they are confused, no, sir.
I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an 'abomination!'
I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
Yes it does. Leviticus!
18:22.
Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I wanted to sell my youngest daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown Sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?……… While thinking about that, can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo McGary, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? Or is it okay to call the police? Heres one thats really important, because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing. While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building when the president stands, nobody sits.
- Jacobs & Bartlett
- The West Wing
If I knew why straight guy did anything, do you think I'd be hanging out with you two homos?
- Grace Adler
- Will & Grace
Oh, my God. I've turned another one
- Grace Adler
- Will & Grace
Get over it Grace. You already have one gay husband. Leave me be.
- Jack McFarland
- Will & Grace
Heterosexual marriage is just wrong. I mean, if God had intended man and woman to be together he would have given them both penises.
- Jack McFarland
- Will & Grace
What are you trying to say, that you wanna have a baby with me?
No. I don’t know. Maybe. I mean…. I guess, I guess I just want the option. I mean….. I mean what happens if I, if I never meet anybody? Shouldn’t I at least have first dibs? Isn’t that one of my privileges of the ‘straight girl, gay guy’ relationship? Shouldn’t you be my fallback sperm?
- Will Truman & Grace Adler
- Will & Grace
Boy trouble? Now you’re talking Jackanese! Come on. We’ll have a steak. You’ll pour your heart out. And to top it off, we’ll rent a movie. You’re into gay porn right?
Who isn’t?
- Jack McFarland & Grace Adler
- Will & Grace
Uh, Nathan. I'm Grace's boyfriend.
Hmm, that's weird. I'm not gettin' a gay vibe from you.
- Nathan & Jack McFarland
- Will & Grace
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