ATS

Loneliness is just about the scariest thing there is.
- Angel
- Angel

You do not want to see my bad side.
You show me yours, I’ll show you mine.
- Angel
- Angel

How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing?
No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth….. No, not the hair! Never the hair!
But there must be someway I can show my appreciation.
No, helping those in need's my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough!
I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so…
Say no more. Evil's still afoot! And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!
- Spike
- Angel

Love the coat. It's all about the coat.
- Host
- Angel

You’re a vampire and you live in a city famous for its sunshine, and you drive a convertible. How much do you hate yourself?!
- Pseudo- Swami
- Angel

Tell her what a great guy I am.
I barely even know you.
Well, perfect; that should make it easier for you.
- Doyle & Angel
- Angel

Thanks. I mean, no one is more fond about Cordelia than I, but if she wants to go gad-abouting with those doxies...
I think they liked you.
Really! I –– I didn’t mean doxy in the sexual promiscuous sense, exactly. I –– I... You don’t think sticking the axe in the wall put them off?
That was charming.
What about the fact that they thought we were gay?
Adds mystery.
- Wesley Wyndam Price & Angel
- Angel

What is this?
Last week's coffee. Think of it as... espresso!
I think my esophagus is melting.
-Angel & Cordelia Chase
- Angel

So, um, are you still ‘GRR’?
Yeah; there’s not actually a cure for that!
- Cordelia Chase & Angel
- Angel

You lied to us!
I did, I know.
Why?
I figured you'd nag.
- Angel, Cordelia Chase & Wesley Wyndam Price
- Angel