Films
That makes me gay?
No, I’m just saying that some people might see you as less than straight.
- Francis & Mickey Fitzpatrik
- She’s The One
I’m not miserable ok? I’m dissatisfied and that’s what makes me a success.
- Francis Fitzpatrik
- She’s The One
We could have been friends.
Yeah, but I don’t really think that woulda worked. Cos I try to keep the number of friends who cheat and lie to me to a minimum.
- She’s The One
Listen; my husband is not a homosexual.
Yeah, but he’s definitely under suspicion.
- She’s The One
Where do you think you’re going?
Well, if you must know…… a small study group with friends.
Better known as an orgy?
It’s only a party Mr. Stratford.
And hell is only a sauna.
- Walter Statford, Bianca Stratford & Friend
- 10 Things I Hate About You
Hello Katerina. Make anybody cry today?
Sadly no, but it’s only 4.30!
- Walter & Katerina
- 10 Things I Hate About You
Just because you’re beautiful doesn’t mean you can treat people like they don’t matter.
- Cameron James
- 10 Things I Hate About You
Someday you’re gonna get bitch slapped and I’m not gonna do a thing to stop it.
- 10 Things I Hate About You
Has the fact that you’re completely psycho managed to escape your attention?
- Bianca Stratford
- 10 Things I Hate About You
Don’t ever let anyone make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.
- Patrick Verona
- 10 Things I Hate About You
Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
- Katerina Startford
- 10 Things I Hate About You
I’m not gay
What was Streisand’s eighth album?
Uh, ‘Colour Me Barbara’
Stud!
Everybody knows that.
Everybody where? ‘The Little Gay Bar On The Prairie’?
- Howard Brackett & Peter Malloy
- In & Out
Do I look like a homosexual?
Would you walk for me?!
- Howard Brackett & Tom Halliwell
- In & Out
This is my Peter, friend Peter. We just now ran into each other at the intersexual…… homosection……. Intersection.
- Howard Brackett
- In & Out
Stop, stop, please! I need a heterosexual; code red!
- Emily Montgomery
- In & Out
Smart, clean, totally decent human being: Gay!
- Mike
- In & Out
You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Why not?
What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
No you don't.
Yes I do.
No you don't.
Yes I do.
You only think you do.
You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
They do not!
Do to.
They do not.
Do to.
How do you know?
Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
- Harry Burns & Sally Albright
- When Harry Met Sally
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody. You want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
- When Harry Met Sally
But why is the rum gone?
- Jack Sparrow
Pirates Of The Carribean
Savvy?
- Jack Sparrow
Pirates Of The Carribean
Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid!
-Jack Sparrow
-Pirates Of The Caribbean
This is either madness or brilliant.
It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
-Will & Jack
-Pirates Of The Caribbean
Oh for goodness sake get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood.
- Priscilla; Queen Of The Desert
I’ll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, night clubs, and bloody ABBA.
Doesn’t give us much to talk about then does it?
- Priscilla; Queen Of The Desert
I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.
-Susanna Kaysen
-Girl, Interrupted
How am I supposed to recover when I don't even understand my disease?
-Susanna Kaysen
-Girl, Interrupted
Watch out for the weirdo’s girls.
We are the weirdo’s mister.
- The Craft
True magic is neither black or white it is both, because nature is both; loving and cruel all at the same time. The only good or bad is in the heart of the witch. Life keeps a balance of it’s own.
- The Craft
Excuse much! Rude, or anything?
- Buffy Summer
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer: The Movie
Gay men are so hot. It’s tragic!
- Claire Montgomery
- Go!
Please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me.
- Holden McNeil
- Chasing Amy
I can’t believe Liberacci was gay. I mean women loved him. I didn’t see that one coming!
- Austen Powers
- Austen Powers
You have a death wish it’s so selfish. I have one too but I direct it towards others.
- The Opposite Of Sex
Crying over it won’t make it clean.
-Hope Floats
It's what you like that counts, not what you are like. Books, records, films - these things matter.
-Rob
-High Fidelity
This kind of certainty comes but just once in a lifetime!
- The Bridges of Madison County
You will see a lot of things, but they will mean nothing to you if you lose sight of the thing you love.
- First Sight
Believe me; if he was feeling what I’m feeling then he’d know what I’m feeling
The bad things in life open your eyes to the good things you weren't paying attention to before.
- Good Will Hunting
The blonde leading the blonde.
- Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion
Could somebody get her a cupcake or something.
- Sam
I don't understand a God that would allow us to meet When there is no way for us to be together.
- City of Angels
Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and……. What else do you do?
- Kathryn Merteuil
- Cruel Intentions
Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them.
- Dream for an Insomniac
The only wrong thing would be to deny what your heart truly feels.
- The Mask Of Zorro
Most people spend their lives dreaming about the future. Everyday events are taking place around us while we wait for them unaware, little things, quiet things, you hardly even notice. Maybe you only pay attention when something announces itself with a shout.
-Clockwatching
Now that was when people *knew* how to be in love. They knew it! Time, distance... nothing could separate them because they knew. It was right. It was real. It was...
A movie! That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.
-Annie & Becky,
-Sleepless in Seattle
No, I’m just saying that some people might see you as less than straight.
- Francis & Mickey Fitzpatrik
- She’s The One
I’m not miserable ok? I’m dissatisfied and that’s what makes me a success.
- Francis Fitzpatrik
- She’s The One
We could have been friends.
Yeah, but I don’t really think that woulda worked. Cos I try to keep the number of friends who cheat and lie to me to a minimum.
- She’s The One
Listen; my husband is not a homosexual.
Yeah, but he’s definitely under suspicion.
- She’s The One
Where do you think you’re going?
Well, if you must know…… a small study group with friends.
Better known as an orgy?
It’s only a party Mr. Stratford.
And hell is only a sauna.
- Walter Statford, Bianca Stratford & Friend
- 10 Things I Hate About You
Hello Katerina. Make anybody cry today?
Sadly no, but it’s only 4.30!
- Walter & Katerina
- 10 Things I Hate About You
Just because you’re beautiful doesn’t mean you can treat people like they don’t matter.
- Cameron James
- 10 Things I Hate About You
Someday you’re gonna get bitch slapped and I’m not gonna do a thing to stop it.
- 10 Things I Hate About You
Has the fact that you’re completely psycho managed to escape your attention?
- Bianca Stratford
- 10 Things I Hate About You
Don’t ever let anyone make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.
- Patrick Verona
- 10 Things I Hate About You
Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
- Katerina Startford
- 10 Things I Hate About You
I’m not gay
What was Streisand’s eighth album?
Uh, ‘Colour Me Barbara’
Stud!
Everybody knows that.
Everybody where? ‘The Little Gay Bar On The Prairie’?
- Howard Brackett & Peter Malloy
- In & Out
Do I look like a homosexual?
Would you walk for me?!
- Howard Brackett & Tom Halliwell
- In & Out
This is my Peter, friend Peter. We just now ran into each other at the intersexual…… homosection……. Intersection.
- Howard Brackett
- In & Out
Stop, stop, please! I need a heterosexual; code red!
- Emily Montgomery
- In & Out
Smart, clean, totally decent human being: Gay!
- Mike
- In & Out
You realize of course that we could never be friends.
Why not?
What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.
That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
No you don't.
Yes I do.
No you don't.
Yes I do.
You only think you do.
You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.
They do not!
Do to.
They do not.
Do to.
How do you know?
Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.
What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?
Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.
- Harry Burns & Sally Albright
- When Harry Met Sally
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody. You want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
- When Harry Met Sally
But why is the rum gone?
- Jack Sparrow
Pirates Of The Carribean
Savvy?
- Jack Sparrow
Pirates Of The Carribean
Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid!
-Jack Sparrow
-Pirates Of The Caribbean
This is either madness or brilliant.
It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
-Will & Jack
-Pirates Of The Caribbean
Oh for goodness sake get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood.
- Priscilla; Queen Of The Desert
I’ll join this conversation on the proviso that we stop bitching about people, talking about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, night clubs, and bloody ABBA.
Doesn’t give us much to talk about then does it?
- Priscilla; Queen Of The Desert
I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.
-Susanna Kaysen
-Girl, Interrupted
How am I supposed to recover when I don't even understand my disease?
-Susanna Kaysen
-Girl, Interrupted
Watch out for the weirdo’s girls.
We are the weirdo’s mister.
- The Craft
True magic is neither black or white it is both, because nature is both; loving and cruel all at the same time. The only good or bad is in the heart of the witch. Life keeps a balance of it’s own.
- The Craft
Excuse much! Rude, or anything?
- Buffy Summer
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer: The Movie
Gay men are so hot. It’s tragic!
- Claire Montgomery
- Go!
Please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me.
- Holden McNeil
- Chasing Amy
I can’t believe Liberacci was gay. I mean women loved him. I didn’t see that one coming!
- Austen Powers
- Austen Powers
You have a death wish it’s so selfish. I have one too but I direct it towards others.
- The Opposite Of Sex
Crying over it won’t make it clean.
-Hope Floats
It's what you like that counts, not what you are like. Books, records, films - these things matter.
-Rob
-High Fidelity
This kind of certainty comes but just once in a lifetime!
- The Bridges of Madison County
You will see a lot of things, but they will mean nothing to you if you lose sight of the thing you love.
- First Sight
Believe me; if he was feeling what I’m feeling then he’d know what I’m feeling
The bad things in life open your eyes to the good things you weren't paying attention to before.
- Good Will Hunting
The blonde leading the blonde.
- Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion
Could somebody get her a cupcake or something.
- Sam
I don't understand a God that would allow us to meet When there is no way for us to be together.
- City of Angels
Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and……. What else do you do?
- Kathryn Merteuil
- Cruel Intentions
Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time. There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them.
- Dream for an Insomniac
The only wrong thing would be to deny what your heart truly feels.
- The Mask Of Zorro
Most people spend their lives dreaming about the future. Everyday events are taking place around us while we wait for them unaware, little things, quiet things, you hardly even notice. Maybe you only pay attention when something announces itself with a shout.
-Clockwatching
Now that was when people *knew* how to be in love. They knew it! Time, distance... nothing could separate them because they knew. It was right. It was real. It was...
A movie! That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.
-Annie & Becky,
-Sleepless in Seattle
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