Bitching etc

Oh, wow, that was a moderately clever retort.
-McKenas Cole
-Alias

I think your judgment is impaired.
I think I'm going to kick your ass!
-Haladki & Michael Vaughan
-Alias

Well, go ahead and raid my closet.
Thanks...but I've got boobs.
-Sydney Bristow & Francie
-Alias

Legally he's right, Ethically he's an ass.
-Jack Bristow
-Alias

I find it hard to believe that I'm the only person that has trouble taking you seriously.
-Arvin Sloane
-Alias

I just wanted to rip his finger right off. Does that make me a bad person?
No, but it might have blown your cover.
-Sydney Bristow & Michael Vaughan
-Alias

See, to feel comfortable around a woman, you have to have experience. And to have experience, it sounds like you have to not be you.
-Eric Weiss
-Alias

You move out of my way, or I will make you move out of my way
-Sydney Bristow
-Alias

It’s easier to pretend that you don’t exist if you’re out of my eye- line.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Her first impressions aren’t good but they’re usually lasting.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

She’s pretty good…. God, there’s so many reasons to hate her.
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

I don’t believe that violence solves anything, so you should leave before I jump to a poor solution..
- Ally McBeal
- Ally McBeal

Is that you’re two cents? I’d be looking for change!
- Richard Fish
- Ally McBeal

It would be hypocritical of me to ask. It would suggest I care.
- Ling Woo
- Ally McBeal

Just so we’re clear; we hate her right?
- Elaine Vassel
- Ally McBeal

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
- Jane Austen

You know what, I was wrong. You are an idiot.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Can we just revel in your fabulous lack of priorities?
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Okay, can we have the heart- felt talk with a little less talk from you?
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Hmm, that much quality time with my mom would probably lead to some quality matricide.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You’re mouth is open, sound is coming out, this is never good.
- Buffy Summers
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I would but I'm paralyzed with not caring.
- Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Is everyone here very stoned?
- Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Well, you're certainly a font of nothing!
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I need a volunteer to hit Wesley.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I will not waste the perfect comeback now, but don't doubt its existence. It's day will come
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

So, Cor, you printing up business cards with your pager number and hours of operation, or just going with a halter top tonight?
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I don't wanna hurt ya. Some of the time.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

How is Angel? Pretend I care.
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Having issues much?
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Why am I surprised by how comforting you're not?
- Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You have no idea how much thrashing you is going to improve my day.
- Rupert Giles
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Again I strike the nerve. I am a surgeon of mean
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I think it's great to do that before you go out and fail in the real world. That way you're not falling back on something. You're falling... well, forward.
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Excuse me. Who gave you permission to exist?
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Tact is just not saying true stuff; I’ll pass.
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Boy, of all the humiliations of yours I've witnessed, that was the latest.
- Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Faith, a word of advice; you're an idiot.
- Gwendolyn Post
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You’re strange and off- putting; go now!
- Dracula
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Oh, how I hate this, let me count the ways.
- Amy
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Jack doesn’t have any friends, just people he doesn’t know.
- Angel

Have I ever let you down?
Should I answer that or just glare?
- Buffy Summers & Rupret Giles
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?
Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?
- Rupert Giles & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Why don't I believe him?
Well, he lacks credibility.
- Angel & Daniel Osbourne
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Have I mentioned today how much I hate you?
You might have let it slip once or twice.
- Xander Harris & Spike
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

This is why I think we should all keep a level head in this.
I agree. I just happen to think that mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off.
- Rupert Giles & Willow Rosenberg
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Why do all these horrible things keep happening to me?
(coughing) Karma!
- Cordelia Chase & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You know what I mean?
Seldom if ever.
- Xander Harris & Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again. Unless they really deserve it. Or if it's that time of the month, in which case, I don't think you or anyone else can hold me responsible...
Ask for some aspirin.
And can you please send some asp... hey!
- Cordelia Chase & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You have no shame.
Oh please, like shame is something to be proud of.
- Xander Harris & Cordelia Chase
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

If you ever want to, you know, spend one night away from the place. Maybe, give me a call.
Well, stranger things have happened. No wait….. they really haven’t.
- Doyle & Cordelia Chase
- Angel

I take it you're not an Angel fan either?
Well, it's not like I hate the guy. Just, you know, the guts part of him.
- Riley Finn & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath. An airborne toxic event.
Well, I'm glad you feel comfortable enough to be so honest with me. And I can only hope that one day I'm in the position to be that honest with you.
- Principal Snyder & Xander Harris
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Doesn’t it bother you to know that you single- handedly perpetuate a stereotype?
- Joey Potter
- Dawson’s Creek

I love that dress, in fact I have the same one……. In a smaller size!
- Abby Morgan
- Dawson’s Creek

If he did meet someone else and forgot about he then obviously they were never meant to be in the first place. See my point?
Could you be any more naïve?
Could you be any more cynical?
Could you be any more irritating?
- Dawson Leery, Joey Potter & Jennifer Lindley
- Dawson’s Creek

New people make me nervous. I never know what to say and eventually I just clam up totally.
Are you joking me? ‘Cause you haven’t stopped talking since the moment I met you.
You don’t make me nervous; you make me mad. Mad beats nervous!
- Andie McPhee & Pacey Witter
- Dawson’s Creek

Hey Joey, I love your lipstick. What shade is that?
Wicked Red. I love your hair colour. What number is that?
- Jennifer Lindley & Joey Potter
- Dawson’s Creek

It’s like they’re genetically predisposed to have absolutely no identity.
Yeah, that’s the blonde gene!
Not funny.
- Jennifer Lindley & Jack McPhee
- Dawson’s Creek

Can’t a person be in a good mood?
A person can. But you? You’re Miss Perma- Scowl.
- Joey & Bessie Potter
- Dawson’s Creek

Everything I say isn’t meant as criticism.
Yeah I know; some of it’s meant as judgment.
- Mrs Ryan & Jennifer Lindley
- Dawson’s Creek

You guys are a bunch of cynics you know that? I mean what kind of high school memories will you have if all you did in high school was bitch and moan about everything?
Bitching memories.
Moaning memories.
- Andie McPhee, Joey Potter & Dawson Leery
- Dawson’s Creek

We could have been friends.
Yeah, but I don’t really think that woulda worked. Cos I try to keep the number of friends who cheat and lie to me to a minimum.
- She’s The One

Hello Katerina. Make anybody cry today?
Sadly no, but it’s only 4.30!
- Walter & Katerina
- 10 Things I Hate About You

Just because you’re beautiful doesn’t mean you can treat people like they don’t matter.
- Cameron James
- 10 Things I Hate About You

Someday you’re gonna get bitch slapped and I’m not gonna do a thing to stop it.
- 10 Things I Hate About You

Has the fact that you’re completely psycho managed to escape your attention?
- Bianca Stratford
- 10 Things I Hate About You

Don’t ever let anyone make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.
- Patrick Verona
- 10 Things I Hate About You

Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
- Katerina Startford
- 10 Things I Hate About You

Oh for goodness sake get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood.
- Priscilla; Queen Of The Desert

Watch out for the weirdo’s girls.
We are the weirdo’s mister.
- The Craft

Excuse much! Rude, or anything?
- Buffy Summer
- Buffy The Vampire Slayer: The Movie

You have a death wish it’s so selfish. I have one too but I direct it towards others.
- The Opposite Of Sex

Could somebody get her a cupcake or something.
- Sam

Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and……. What else do you do?
- Kathryn Merteuil
- Cruel Intentions

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing – and them marry him.
- Cher
- Hammers & Tongues

You're not too smart. I like that in a man.
- Kathleen Turner

Big egos are shields for lots of empty space.
Diana Black

The modern child will answer you back before you’ve even said anything.
- Laurence J Peter

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average guy can see much better than he can think.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

If a man speaks, and there is no woman around to hear, is he still wrong?

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they've been taken out and shot.

I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Don't piss me off - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

My dad thinks every person in the world is having more fun than him. Which could be true.
- Angela Chase
- My So-Called Life

It’s not that models don’t have brain’s, they have brain’s they just don’t need to use them
- Sex & The City

When you hear yourself talk, does it make sense to you?
- Daria

I don’t have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
- Daria
- Daria

You get my support the same way that I get yours; when I agree with what you’re saying or when I don’t care about what you’re saying.
- C J Craig
- The West Wing

If you can’t say anything nice, say it about Diane.
- Cheers

Don’t act blonde
- Piper Halliwell
- Charmed

Grace, go to bed. You’ve obviously had a very busy day of crazy.
- Will Truman
- Will & Grace